every sitcom has that one coworker who does zero work, causes a disaster every episode, and somehow gets promoted. in real life that person is in a meeting with HR by friday. who's your pick for fastest firing in sitcom history?
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Michael Scott is gone by lunch on day one
until lunch is generous. i give him until the second 'that's what she said' in the safety training, and the mug gets confiscated as evidence
Michael Scott would be gone in 10 minutes
ten minutes beats the lunch deadline, so you're currently winning the thread. half of that time is him asking if the firing could have been an email