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I was sucking my Gatorade battle. Speaking of choking, guys, I almost died today, low-key. What a way to go, bro. I was around my guys. We're just eating steak. And I got this ribeye. It was delicious, right? But there was this fatty piece I was looking at. And usually the fat with the meat, it's a perfect combination, right? There's this fatty piece, right? I'm chewing on this thing. it hooks around my molar goes all the way up and hooks in and i don't realize it hooks in okay and i go to swallow it okay so now it's stuck in my throat while it's hooked in right and and that's i don't know if you've seen fat it's not breaking it's not it was like a tendon it's not breaking okay brother i was choking and dying i literally i don't know what the fuck went over me i just stayed calm right because it's usually when you panic that you know shit goes south right i stayed calm okay coughed a couple times didn come out bro i stuck my fingers deep in my throat now you have to understand usually i have absolutely a gag reflex when i brush my teeth i gagging right when i brushing my tongue right no no no i stuck my fingers past whatever what is that the uvula right the dangling thing i felt the uvula i went past it went down into my throat i barely was so slippery because it was a fat piece right i grab it and i know this is it If I lose this thing, it's, it's, I'm not grabbing this again. I grab it and I pull it out, bro. It was the craziest fucking thing ever. I almost died right there. I almost died. It was fucking nuts, bro. I actually went into my throat and, and, and grabbed that shit out. It was crazy. Brother, you must have such a wide throat. You can fit grown man fingers into your throat. Brother, have you seen the way I look? Of course I have a wide throat, brother. Have you seen my neck? Have you seen my mouth? I can fit like a fucking cantaloupe in this mouth. You understand that? If I was gay, I could take five, six dicks at once easy and it wouldn't be, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't even sweat. Have you seen the way I look? Like you have to understand, like you can't just shit talk the looks and say, train, you look like a gorilla, right? You can't shit talk the looks and not understand the perks that come with them. Do you understand? You understand me?