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Oh I'm... Stupid tiger. Oh! Control yourself. God damn it. You put on some pants. Phil, do not go in the bathroom. Al, just calm down. Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom. What's going on? There's a jungle cat in the bathroom. Okay, okay. I'll check it out. Go away, go away. Be careful. Don't go. holy fuck he's not kidding there's a tiger in there no there isn't yeah it's gigantic you okay buddy no i am in so much pain right now god damn look at this place i know phil they have my credit card downstairs i'm so screwed how does a tiger get in the He almost killed me. Hey, bro, you mind putting on some pants? I find a little weird I have to ask twice. Pants at a time like this? I don't have any pants.