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Oh, yeah! You gave her a taste of medicine, all right. Well, I didn't want her to have an accident. What accident? Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building, and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe. That's unbelievable! Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So I put it in a crackerjack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital. What? You ran? No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, I got a toe here, buddy. Step on it. Holy cow! Yeah, yeah. Then, all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delays gonna cost her her pinky toe. So I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack? I says, well, I got a little prize for you, buddy. Knocked him out cold. How could you do that? Yeah, then everybody is screaming. because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, now I'm driving the bus. You're Batman. Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, you know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, you know, with my foot, you know, at the next stop. You kept making all the stops? Well, people kept ringing the bell.