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This rising in temperature as we get higher. I'm the whole money. My lord. So on some super rushing last minute shit, I booked this Paris Airbnb off straight vibes and didn't even look at the reviews. Because why do I feel like I'm trespassing? I know Paris is old-fashioned, but this is bogus. I had no idea that I was going to have to climb eight flights of stairs. I'm the whole money so fast. Shit, where's my key? Looks like somebody could be fucking, the homeless could be living back there. My lord. Bro, somebody, somebody pays rent here we're gonna see how many steps it takes me to get to the other side of the room one two three four your beat your beat wake up one foot you're in the shower look at the size of my look I got my 20 27 flat screen TV stop playing with me come on look wait hold on we still top floor in the penthouse is the house come on look at that oh I see the Eiffel Tower somewhere come on you see the Eiffel Tower yeah it's right there right there on top of that Paris has no air conditioning it is 100 degrees outside and I have no air conditioning in this room for the love of God please I'm moving out of here in the morning I'm not staying here anything but one night I'm sorry.